It's Definitely Not What You Think Hoodie | funny conspiracy, stamped fact
S / Navy
$36.43
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A tongue-in-cheek hoodie that treats a silly everyday mystery like a serious exposé: a bold, declarative headline sits above a simple magnifying-glass icon scrutinizing a tiny globe, giving the design a playful, mock-official look. Clean, high-contrast labeling and minimalist illustration match the Low‑Stakes Conspiracy Jokes trend—the kind of apparel that signals dry humor and meme-aware irony without using any real-world trademarks. Comfortable midweight fabric and classic hooded construction make it easy to wear for casual days and office banter.
Product features
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Drawstring hood with color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth
- Without side seams (tubular knit) for reduced waste and smoother fit
- DTF sleeve and wrist prints; DTG for main prints (embroidery available)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
It's Definitely Not What You Think Hoodie | funny conspiracy, stamped fact
$36.43
