"It's Definitely Not What You Think" Plush Blanket | funny conspiracy, stamped fact
30" × 40"
$22.17
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Playful conspiracy-style blanket with a bold declarative headline and a magnifying-globe icon that treats everyday mysteries with mock seriousness. The design pairs high-contrast, official-looking typography with simple icons (magnifying glass, question marks, tiny data chips) to read like a faux exposé—a tongue-in-cheek piece for meme sharing, office banter, or cozy solo lounging. The white/muted background keeps the focus on the stamped fact vibe and makes the navy headline pop for that dramatic, silly-myth energy.
Product features
- 100% polyester or 83% polyester / 17% spandex options
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²), extra soft to the touch
- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability
- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
"It's Definitely Not What You Think" Plush Blanket | funny conspiracy, stamped fact
$22.17
